No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have fence marks all over my body
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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