Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I supernannyed him into submission
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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