i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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