they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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