Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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