toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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