I CAN MOONWALK!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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