How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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