The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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