It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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