I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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