i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
