so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just want nice things and good sex
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize