i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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