it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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