I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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