going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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