You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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