You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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