I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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