Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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