is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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