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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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