"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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