They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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