Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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