Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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