she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you inspire me to be a worse person
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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