Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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