so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Damn victory sex feels great
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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