why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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