so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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