if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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