Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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