Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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