I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
