did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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