Just fell off a train. Bad.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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