Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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