Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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