You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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