well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
time to smoke my breakfast
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
