I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You made out with two different species that night
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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