In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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