living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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