yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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