But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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