I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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