From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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