My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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