How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I smell stomach acid.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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