I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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