Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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