is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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