I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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