You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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