Can Purell be used as lube?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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